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heres one!!!

yesterday i did a reseach on spiders i did it on the web!!!!!!

i threw my new guitar i just bought today because there was a hole in the middle

Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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Guguzi wrote:Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

lol

lol

I'll add more Jokes soon. I have to go now

Good jokes this is a joke its a bit random and no point inposting it and its definetly not funny
Here it is
why did the man cross the road??



Cuz he wanted to =D

ROFL. I can't wait to see the other jokes posted here.

Knock know
whos there?
hatch
HATCH-HOO?

MADE U SNEEZE MWWWWWWWAAAA

Dear God...
Dear God,

Yesterday was an awful day for me..

My husband ran off with his secretary.
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.
My dog mated with the neighbours cat.
My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution.
My Mom told me I was adopted.
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was arrested for prostitution.
My house has termites.
My car was stolen.
All that came in the mail was bills.
A plane crash landed on my garage.
OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner.
And my TV blew.

Lord, please be with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able to make it through anything today!

But please.... DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!

Why did the bannana go to the doctors?? Becuase he wasn't peeling very well!!!

LOLZ peeps good ones i got another one here

why did the one handed man want to cross the road?

cos he wanted to go to the second hand shop!!!!!!

Car Trouble
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault
might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

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speed wrote:lol

Write some jokes you too

I know I did! Hmm.... Heres another one Paceint: Doctor, Doctor i have no name!! Doctor: Whats you name again??

z3hn wrote:i threw my new guitar i just bought today because there was a hole in the middle

i like your one it is very funny hee hee

benosss wrote:

z3hn wrote:i threw my new guitar i just bought today because there was a hole in the middle

i like your one it is very funny hee hee

thanks! i wanna see ur joke

wow good jokes

Good one Guguzi!!! lolz did u make it up or got it from somewhere?!!!

SportsLegend8 wrote:Good one Guguzi!!! lolz did u make it up or got it from somewhere?!!!

I save pic from 1 site because I couldn't copy text. I like it very much

lol guguzi!!

its good guguzi!!!